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Saturday, April 16, 2005

The phobia that has no name

I have always been very paranoid about preparing chicken. I obsessively wash my hands while making anything with chicken because I am terrified that I will poison myself and my family. Considering we eat chicken 4-5 times a week, my paranoia takes up a large portion of my evening. Let's just say, my hands are very, very clean.

I recently started preparing raw food for my kitty to help her stave off kidney disease. My friend Deborah is studying to be a homeopath and gave me a book on homeopathic medicine for animals. Included in the book is a recipe for kitties with kidney problems. So I decided to go ahead and try it, as we were having serious problems with Katy not eating. The main ingredient in the food? You guessed it: chicken.

So, every couple of weeks, I grind up raw chicken in my food processor for my cat. The same food processor that I use for my own food. I find myself pondering whether buying a food processor just for the kitty food is over-reacting.

It's not paranoia if the chicken really is out to get you.

8 Comments:

Blogger Annika said...

You can get a mini Cuisinart for about $30 here. I do think it's a little excessive, but if it makes you feel better, you should do it.

4:43 PM  
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4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're not alone in your chicken paranoia. Not only do I have a fear of raw chicken but I also can barely stand to touch it. *shivers convulsively* Sometimes after I cook it I can't eat it because handling it has grossed me out and done my head in.

3:26 PM  
Blogger jenn said...

oh, I'm a huge freak about raw chicken. And my best friend calls me at home as she bleaching her kitchen after prep'ing it as she knows I'll make her feel like less of a freak.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, so I have no life and it's going to be obvious now.... (I actually looked this up!) Your particular phobia could be a cross between carnophobia (fear of meat) or perhaps alektorophobia (persistent fear of chickens. Why don't we just name it carnoalektrophobia?

Allison, can you guess who this is?

8:59 PM  
Blogger allison said...

CarmenElectra phobia?

Yeah, I have that too!

Arggh, I have guessing games. Hmmm, let's examine the clues: a friend who has no life...

Of course, you understand I hang out on a Internet board about Buffy the Vampire Slayer, so I know lots of people with no life. *grin*

You are the kind of person who obsessively looks up information...

Yeah, I know a lot of those too.

I give up! Who are you?

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

one more hint,

I'm the "good one"

1:28 PM  
Blogger allison said...

Well, you are either my sister or you are my twin. Hee.

4:38 PM  

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